Responses to comments (in no particular order)
1. Gordon - my feet aren't smelly - after 3 days in the heat they are absolutely rancid, they are starting to grow some vegetation and next time you have a fish supper, have a think about what the fish might have been eating... ps can you pass on your email address to Jim so we can contact you directly.
2. Mark H - too late, we've got your money. If the Telegraph comes knocking on your door for an expose on me 'before the scandal' you should squeeze them for all the money you can
3. Adrianne (Mum Campbell) - you're right, I'm a big brave boy
4. Rob - shut up and get back to work
5. 'C' - neither Jill or I know who you are you are - cryptic doesn't work with us.
6. Logans - David, keep the faith, 10 weeks isn't that long - stay strong.